Revenge

Take your foot off my neck--I'm tired of asking

I don't want another heart-warming television special

I don't want a new, lighter tennis shoe

I don't want revolutionary hair-care products

I want revenge

I want your Audi 500SL to throw a rod

I want the mechanic to overcharge you

I want revenge.

I want your stockbroker to run off with your trades

I want your face-lift and arches to fall

I want your wife to find your Blueboy magazines

I want revenge.

I want your daughter to drop ecstacy and sneak into discos with rappers wearing gold chains

I want gypsies to steal your credit cards on your Paris vacation

I want your insurance company to deny you coverage for stroke

I want people to smoke next to you in restaurants

I want revenge.

Wish on a lottery

Lose your children to drugs

Default a second-rate mortgage

Install an infested rug

I wish the worst things upon you

I wish you'd just go away

I want revenge.

I want your dog to lick its ass in the presence of your in-laws

I want you to lose the election

I want you to get food-poisoning at Jack-in-the-Box

I want your co-workers to laugh at you behind your back

I want your son to drive drunk

I want your property taxes to go up

I want revenge.

I want them to build a medical incinerator downwind of your neighborhood

I want your hard drive to crash

I want you to trail toilet paper out of the Men's room

I want you to develop an allergy to deordorant

I want you to get audited

I want your rubber to break

I want revenge.

Wish on a lottery

Lose your children to drugs

Default a second-rate mortgage

Install an infested rug

I wish the worst things upon you

I wish you'd just go away

I want revenge.