Action Man

You've made it a habit

Staving off bordom

Tougher than the flaccid mass

Forget all that romance

Idolize violence

Rippling pecs and lats

Blüt über Erd

You're tired of fiction

Incomplete impact

Life loves to imitate art

There's courage in calibers

Enlist in the Army

Revel in the martial arts

Disgusted with women

With talk of compassion

The secret of life is hard

You'll get your revenge

Kowtow to authority

Find another war to start

Blüt über Erd

Action man--did you get your action, man?